Thank you for checking out the Fubar clan first app for the iPhone. As you can see it is a soundboard. It does what it says on the tin! :) It is just for fun, but as always use this in the right way. If you are offended in anyway with this app, please delete it immediatly. With a bit of luck this app will be update quite often. Fingers crossed. Enjoy :) Bobski2000

Who is the world's meanest, nastiest, but most loved judge? Simon Cowell! Simon Cowell says some of the meanest things on American Idol, but has everybody watching the show cracking up! This app has over 40 different put downs plus a few good inspirational quotes just to mix it up. Overall, this app will have you laughing and remembering his reign on American Idol, so buy this app

Proud to present an awesomely inspiring soundboard of things your mother used to say or still does say to you! Twelve distinct statements my mother used to say to me all the time and well, still does! Use it to play out situations or make outwardly statements to people around you! Or how about using it an elevator filled with kids just to watch them all turn their heads to their parents? If you're interested in a little bit of fun, then this app is for you! PLEASE NOTE: These sounds cannot be used as ringtones. Headphones will be required if you do not have built-in speakers. DISCLAIMER: All artwork is used under license © Charlie R. 2011 and used with permission.

Are you bi-winning? Do you have tiger blood? Charlie has been to Candy Mountain a few too many times, and it shows in just about everything he says. There is no doubt that with this app you will be bi-winning like Charlie in no-time. Special soundboard feature: Optional sound overlay. This means that when you hit a new button while a previous sound is still going: (1) Overlay On: mixes all the sounds together. (2) Overlay Off: Interrupts the previous sounds and starts the new one.

This is the original hilarious take on the classic memory game Simon says. Try to hold back the tears of laughter as you listen to and echo back a sequence of flatulence. Each round the sequence is followed by one more brown note which the player repeats back on the virtual whoopie cushion. The game ends when you toot a wrong note in the sequence. Innovative free-play mode lets you break wind whenever you want for side-splitting bathroom humor and pranks using the whoopee cushion soundboard. The game exists in a number of non-English speaking countries. While some also use the name Simon (such as the Spanish "Simón dice", "Símon segir" in Icelandic, "Szymon mówi" in Polish, "시몬 가라사대" ("Simon says") in Korean, In Arabia: for example, "الجنرال عمل كده" (General commanded - Egypt version) or "قال المعلّم" (the teacher says - Lebanon version) in Arabic, "Kommando Pimperle" (or with similar rules "Alle Vögel fliegen hoch") in German, "Jacques a dit" ("James said") in French, "Jean dit" (John says) in Québec, "Commando" (the Dutch noun for "command") or "Jantje zegt" in Flemish parts of Belgium, in Dutch, "הרצל אמר" ("Herzl said") in Hebrew, "Deir Ó Grádaigh" ("O'Grady says") in Irish, "Razvan spune" (Razvan says) in Romanian, in Turkish, "Yakup der ki" "船長さんの命令" ('Senchosan no meirei' "Captain's orders") in Japanese, "Kongen befaler" ("the king commands") in Norwegian, "Kapteeni käskee" ("the captain commands") in Finnish, "老師話" ("the teacher says") in Cantonese, and "O mestre mandou" ("The master ordered") in Brazilian Portuguese. "Simon says" Wikipedia. 2010. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_says>

This is the original hilarious take on the classic memory game Simon says. Try to hold back the tears of laughter as you listen to and echo back a sequence of flatulence.  Each round the sequence is followed by one more brown note which the player repeats back on the virtual whoopie cushion.  The game ends when you toot a wrong note in the sequence. Innovative free-play mode lets you break wind whenever you want for side-splitting bathroom humor and pranks using the whoopee cushion soundboard. More on Simon says: The tradition behind the game may trace back to the year 1264, when Simon de Montfort captured King Henry III at the English town of Lewes. For the next year, any order Henry III gave could have been countermanded by de Montfort. The situation came to an end the following year when Henry's son Prince Edward took Simon's castle by force and used his flags as a means to surprise Simon's forces in 1265 The game exists in a number of non-English speaking countries. While some also use the name Simon (such as the Spanish "Simón dice", "Símon segir" in Icelandic, "Szymon mówi" in Polish, "시몬 가라사대" ("Simon says") in Korean, In Arabia: for example, "الجنرال عمل كده" (General commanded - Egypt version) or "قال المعلّم" (the teacher says - Lebanon version) in Arabic, "Kommando Pimperle" (or with similar rules "Alle Vögel fliegen hoch") in German, "Jacques a dit" ("James said") in French, "Jean dit" (John says) in Québec, "Commando" (the Dutch noun for "command") or "Jantje zegt" in Flemish parts of Belgium, in Dutch, "הרצל אמר" ("Herzl said") in Hebrew, "Deir Ó Grádaigh" ("O'Grady says") in Irish, "Razvan spune" (Razvan says) in Romanian, in Turkish, "Yakup der ki" "船長さんの命令" ('Senchosan no meirei' "Captain's orders") in Japanese, "Kongen befaler" ("the king commands") in Norwegian, "Kapteeni käskee" ("the captain commands") in Finnish, "老師話" ("the teacher says") in Cantonese, and "O mestre mandou" ("The master ordered") in Brazilian Portuguese. "Simon says" Wikipedia. 2010. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_says>

This is the original hilarious take on the classic memory game Simon says. Try to hold back the tears of laughter as you listen to and echo back a sequence of flatulence.  Each round the sequence is followed by one more brown note which the player repeats back on the virtual whoopie cushion.  The game ends when you toot a wrong note in the sequence. Innovative free-play mode lets you break wind whenever you want for side-splitting bathroom humor and pranks using the whoopee cushion soundboard. More on Simon says: The tradition behind the game may trace back to the year 1264, when Simon de Montfort captured King Henry III at the English town of Lewes. For the next year, any order Henry III gave could have been countermanded by de Montfort. The situation came to an end the following year when Henry's son Prince Edward took Simon's castle by force and used his flags as a means to surprise Simon's forces in 1265 The game exists in a number of non-English speaking countries. While some also use the name Simon (such as the Spanish "Simón dice", "Símon segir" in Icelandic, "Szymon mówi" in Polish, "시몬 가라사대" ("Simon says") in Korean, In Arabia: for example, "الجنرال عمل كده" (General commanded - Egypt version) or "قال المعلّم" (the teacher says - Lebanon version) in Arabic, "Kommando Pimperle" (or with similar rules "Alle Vögel fliegen hoch") in German, "Jacques a dit" ("James said") in French, "Jean dit" (John says) in Québec, "Commando" (the Dutch noun for "command") or "Jantje zegt" in Flemish parts of Belgium, in Dutch, "הרצל אמר" ("Herzl said") in Hebrew, "Deir Ó Grádaigh" ("O'Grady says") in Irish, "Razvan spune" (Razvan says) in Romanian, in Turkish, "Yakup der ki" "船長さんの命令" ('Senchosan no meirei' "Captain's orders") in Japanese, "Kongen befaler" ("the king commands") in Norwegian, "Kapteeni käskee" ("the captain commands") in Finnish, "老師話" ("the teacher says") in Cantonese, and "O mestre mandou" ("The master ordered") in Brazilian Portuguese. "Simon says" Wikipedia. 2010. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_says>

Love him or hate him, LeBron sure says some crazy stuff. The only LeBron James soundboard is finally here! With “Bron Bites,” you can hear basketball’s most talented and controversial player’s most famous quotes! Examples include: “Just want to continue the greatness for myself” “I feel bad for myself…” And everyone’s favorite, “I spoil people with my play” This is the most user-friendly soundboard on iTunes. Its simple interface allows you to control exactly which sound is playing without it becoming a jumbled mess. Click the info icon to see all the quotes in text. How many of your friends are going to like it? Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7…. Watch the demo video on YouTube! Please leave ratings and comments on iTunes. We would love to hear from you.

Rick Perry makes a big 'oops'. He says he would eliminate three federal agencies... Just don't ask him which agencies they are. In this funny soundboard you can mix Rick Perry's crazy errors and 'oops' as much as you want. Even Ron and Harwood can join the conversation. You can use this soundboard to spice up boring meetings. Or just do with it what you want. This version also includes Herman Cain with his vision on Libya! It's free, so just give it a try. Don't like -> just delete it. Enjoy and DON't ask me the names of the three agencies.. just ask Rick Perry!

Download the Hop on Drums app to play like E.B. from the upcoming film HOP, in theaters April 1. Get behind E.B.’s drum set and play along with the song “I Want Candy,” or have a drum-off with E.B. in “E.B. says.” If you want to just jam on the drums, try Freestyle play. The virtual drum kit also has a movie sound mode that turns the kit into a soundboard featuring hilarious sound bites from E.B., Phil, and rest of the stars. Also check out exclusive content from the movie, including trailers, a synopsis, photos and ringtones (iPhone only).

Are you bi-winning? Do you have tiger blood? Charlie has been to Candy Mountain a few too many times, and it shows in just about everything he says. There is no doubt that with this app you will be bi-winning like Charlie in no-time. Pro Version has no ads. Special soundboard feature: Optional sound overlay. This means that when you hit a new button while a previous sound is still going: (1) Overlay On: mixes all the sounds together. (2) Overlay Off: Interrupts the previous sounds and starts the new one.

Easy learn phonetic alphabet (another great app from www.thehermonapps.com) is just what its says, easy learn your phonetic alphabet. Great fun to use and easy to master. Also comes with an amazing soundboard with a lovely english ladies voice ;-) Very useful for people who work in telesales and need to know the phonetic alphabet, and people who work in safety critical communications i.e Police forces, Army, and railway etc.... We have also deliberately left in some extra recording that was done by mistake, as we thought it added a bit of humour to the app. See if can find this recording. So come on lets learn with easy phonetic alphabet.

So the holidays are right around the corner, and nothing says Christmas party like some sweet smooches under the mistletoe. But what to do If you show up to that holiday party, work function, random place, and you see someone, who you definetly want to get some smooches from? And there's no mistletoe in site? Just fire up your trusty iPhone/iPod touch and the mistleYo! App, give it a shake and hold over your head and get those smooches you need. Hubba hubba. MistleYo! Is a random soundboard with some very funny sounds that will help you woo someone into your mistletoe trap. Just shake and one of the funny sounds will randomly play. It's a picture of real mistletoe, so theres no way can you be denied that special smooch, from that special someone. *this may or may not get you smooches. Heck it may even get you slapped. But it will get you some funny looks and laughs. Remember, anytime is a good time for MistleYo!

This is the Free/Lite version of MistleYo! It is Ad supported. Buy the full version for no ads. So the holidays are right around the corner, and nothing says Christmas party like some sweet smooches under the mistletoe. But what to do If you show up to that holiday party, work function, random place, and you see someone, who you definetly want to get some smooches from? And there's no mistletoe in site? Just fire up your trusty iPhone/iPod touch and the mistleYo! App, give it a shake and hold over your head and get those smooches you need. Hubba hubba. MistleYo! Is a random soundboard with some very funny sounds that will help you woo someone into your mistletoe trap. Just shake and one of the funny sounds will randomly play. It's a picture of real mistletoe, so theres no way can you be denied that special smooch, from that special someone. *this may or may not get you smooches. Heck it may even get you slapped. But it will get you some funny looks and laughs. Remember, anytime is a good time for MistleYo!

ToddlerTutor. ToddlerTutor is the key to your child’s learning experience. This application which was made for children from 2-6 years old is the tool for success. Your child will look so much smarter than everyone else. The greatest thing about this app is that it will only cost you a pack of gum! This app will improve your child’s: *Spelling skills *Listening skills *Farm animal identification *Number Skills *Counting *Color identification *Hand Eye coordination *Sense of direction *Ability to enjoy learning. All of this is 100% guaranteed to help your child’s learning. This application also includes two little toys. A rubber duck and a tambourine if your child begins to cry or just needs something to keep them occupied. These are the 11 different activities that this application uses to help your child: *Alphabet soundboard: With letters in order and when clicked it says the name of the letter. *Farm Scene: This is the section with 7 farm animals that make the appropriate noise when clicked on. *Number soundboard: Same as alphabet soundboard just with numbers 1-10. *Counting: This section has two big buttons to count up and count down. It is basically just a counter suitable for a toddler. *ABC Flash cards: Pops up a random letter with a corresponding object starting with the letter displayed. *123 Flash cards: Same as ABC Flash cards just that instead of corresponding pictures there are pictures with the correct amount of apples on the card. *Colors: There is a row of the colors Red, Orang, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Black, and Brown. The names are visibly big on the color and when you click it, the name is read. *Hand-Eye Coordination: It is a target to be clicked in the middle sort of like a bull’s eye. When the middle is tapped it plays a “correct” sound and when you miss it plays a “wrong” sound. This section mostly improves your child’s motor skills if he is young. *Compass: When you click the letter on the compass rose it reads out the name. *Toy: It is a tambourine for playing with for if your child is crying. *Rubber duck: Same purpose as “Toy” As you can see this application is guaranteed to give your child a fun learning experience. Your child will now be occupied wherever, whenever. So go ahead and purchase this portable school. There is a 100% guarantee that “ToddlerTutor” will increase your child’s learning ability dramatically. Note that the tab bar does not save after edit.

Have to attend boring meetings all the time? Ever wish you had a way to infuse a bit of laughter into your workplace meetings? If so, then Meeting Sound FX is the application for you. Meeting Sound FX gives you 20 great sound effects sure to add life to any boring meeting you have to attend. With a simple soundboard at the tip of your fingers, you can now be the life of the party at those dull meetings. The sounds you get: 1) Applause - Give someone's idea or accomplishments a round of applause. 2) Beer Pour - Your meeting's wrapping up, why not suggest a happy hour at a local pub. 3) Boing!!! - Someone says something shocking, give them the Boing!!! 4) Bomb - An idea sounds like a real clunker, time for the bomb. 5) Buzzer - A classic game-show-like buzzing effect. 6) Car Crash - Someone's presentation not going so well, car crash it is. 7) Clock Tick - Awaiting an answer from a colleague, why not put them on the clock. 8) Crickets - Uncomfortable silences, bring out the crickets. 9) Crowd Boo! - An unpopular decision is suggested, give them the Boo! 10) Crowd Oh! - A "missed it by that much" moment, time for an Oh! 11) Cry Baby - A co-worker whining about an issue, let them know how you feel. 12) Fire Alarm - Give the meeting attendees a wake-up call with this one. 13) Huh? - Don't understand an idea, let them know. 14) Laughing - Need a little canned laughter, here you go. 15) Plane Crash - A presentation having a "crash and burn" moment? 16) Rim Shot - The office jokester needs to be told how bad their puns are, here you go. 17) Sci-Fi - Every office has a person that has wacky wild thoughts, this effect is for them. 18) Snoring - Meeting's a real snoozer, let them know. 19) Suspense - Can't wait to hear the big proposal, start off with this great sound. 20) Time Passes - A classic game-show-like sound while you wait for an answer. Meeting Sound FX - a great way to add humor and laughter to your office staff meetings.

100's of SOUND FX for iPod touch & iPhone PLUS 100's of BONUS RINGTONES for the iPhone! Pay one low price & download UNLIMITED ringtones by WEB or EMAIL at no extra charge! As seen in iPhone Life Magazine! 100sounds is the BEST soundboard App because: - You get 100s of sounds! We got carried away! - Access all 100s of sounds on 1 scrolling page! - Others only show 9-25 sounds! Why settle? - Drag favorites to the top in EDIT mode! PLUS 100's OF RINGTONES AT NO EXTRA CHARGE! CHOOSE RINGTONES BY WEB OR EMAIL! - Your choice, whichever is easier! - Get 100s of ringtones in a few ZIP files! - Other apps send 1 ringtone per email! - NO APP CAN INSTALL RINGTONES! - You MUST use iTunes on your Mac/PC PLUS get MUSICAL & FUNNY RINGTONES that are NOT in the Sound FX app but are still yours for FREE! The Sound FX app uses short sounds BUT ALL RINGTONES ARE LONG (~20 seconds)! soundboard INFO - LOOP, DELAY & SHAKE-TO-PLAY! - REARRANGE SOUNDS: Touch EDIT & drag 3 lines next to each sound for a custom app with 100s of sounds in any order! RINGTONE INFO Now simply REGISTER via the app & download 100's OF RINGTONES on your Mac/PC! You can also get ZIP files emailed with tons of ringtones IN 1 EMAIL instead of 1 ringtone/email! Select ZIP COLLECTIONS & choose Animals, Bells, Country, Classical, Funny, FX, Human, Music, Phone, Sirens, Tools, Vehicles, Weapons! 1) Run 100sounds. Press (i) button in top right 2) PRESS BUTTON that says 'VISIT' 3) Enter your email address, agree to use ringtones for personal use & touch REGISTER 4) Use PC/Mac to download ringtones OR select ringtones to be emailed to you... YOUR CHOICE! MAKE SURE YOUR RINGER ISN'T ON MUTE! Sounds include: Air Raid Airplane Alarm Clock Baby Cry Banjo Bark Beep Bells Bicycle Horn Big Ben Blues Boing Bomb Bongo Booing Bowling Bubbles Bugle Burp Camera Cannons Car Horn Car Starting Caribbean Cash Register Cello Cessna Chainsaw Charge Cheering Chicken Chimes Choir Circus Clapping Coughing Cowbell Crash Creak Cricket Cuckoo Cymbals Daddy Darn Dentist Drill Donkey Doorbell Down Draining Drill Drum Dance Drumroll Duck Elephant Evil Laugh Excellent Excuse Me Fabulous Fanfare Fart FAX Finch Fire Engine Flush Fog Horn Fore Gavel Ghost Glass Goaaal Goat Gong Guitar Gunshot Gunsounds Hair Dryer Hallelujah Hammer Heartbeat HeeYa Helicopter Hiccup Hole In One Horse Horserace Huge Burp Jackhammer Joy To The World Jungle Kiss Knocking Laser Laugh Lawnmower Lion Machine Gun Meow Modem Mommy Monkeys Monster Moo Narnia Neener Nyuck Nyuck Ocean Oh My God Old Horn One Small Step Organ Phantom Scream Phone Ring Piano Pig Police Siren Polite Applause Popping Cork Pouring Liquid Power Chime Power Tool Printer Racecar Rainforest Raspberry Rattlesnake Red Alert Referree Reveille Reverse Ricochet Rimshot Rooster Shaving Sheep Shhh Shower Sitar Sneeze Snore Socket Wrench Sonar Staple Submarine Teapot Tech Whistle (like Star Trek) Thunderstorm Toothbrush Train Transporter Truck Horn Trumpet Typewriter UFO Velcro Vibrate Victory Wah Wah Waah Wasp Waterfall Whale Whip Whistle White Noise Wind Wolves Woodpecker Yawn Yodel Yoohoo + Not hearing sounds? - Is your iPhone ringer switch on MUTE? - iPod touch: Check Settings to see if audio is set for headphones/dock/speakers - Reboot: Press POWER+HOME for 10 seconds - DELETE & REINSTALL using Mac/PC (c) NoTieSoftware.com. Concept & sounds by Todd Bernhard. Coding by Dylan Beadle. All sounds original or royalties acquired.

Welcome to your toddler's phone within your iPhone! This is probably the most complete Toy Phone in the Appstore. From the makers of the best selling Color&Draw for kids (Winner of the Children's Technology Review Award 2010). Featured by Apple as New and Noteworthy in iTunes Education. Toddler Fun Learning Phone is much more than a phone. It is a voyage of discovery and fun for little ones. Toddlers and pre-schoolers can explore: * Music * Numbers * Animals * Customized speed dial with faces and voices of loved ones * Toy Phone with option to make real calls! Numbers. Children can learn their first numbers and associate number names with the symbol. Also, two fun games are included: a quiz and a Simon-says-style "follow me" activity for hours of fun. Each game is age appropriate, simple and provides caring feedback. There is no scoring. There will be more than enough time to be graded and to compete later on in life. "Follow me" starts with one sound and ends with three consecutive sounds. Music. Toddler FunPhone is a mini synthesizer with three instruments: piano, saxophone and guitar, as well as the name of the musical notes sung in key. It has three prerecorded classic songs (Wheels on the Bus, Twinkle, Twinkle and Old MacDonald) played with the three instruments. This lays the foundation for basic musical understanding by exposing kids to experience the same notes by different instruments. They can also record their own musical creations and play them back. Animals. Young children are fascinated by animals. This section teaches them the name and sound of ten animals. They can play a fun quiz that teaches them to match names, sounds and images. This activity provides with appropriate feedback and encourages children. It also includes the "Follow me" game using animal names. People. A phone is really a way to connect with real people. Toddler FunPhone allows parents to create a Speed Dial style soundboard with recorded messages and pictures of loved ones and friends. It takes 10 seconds to set up each button using a picture from the photo album or by taking one from within the app. There are also fun pre-corded messages and sound effects your child will love. My Phone. This is a classic toy phone (with a twist!). Toddlers love this. They see adults use phones and they want to do the same. Here, they can play with dial tones, hear fun ringtones and phone sounds. In the settings page, parents can unlock REAL PHONE capabilities allowing children to place real calls just by tapping your preset Speed Dial picture icons. This feature is all about empowerment. Giving them the tools to reach out and communicate with their loved ones, parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles and BFFs. WARNING: We have built safeguards, but please remember you might incur phone charges in this mode. Remember to turn this option off when they are done playing. Please check out our other kid friendly learning apps! Toddler Music Jukebox Toddler Tapping Zoo Art Sliding Puzzle Toddler Spanish Color&Draw for Kids